I was at the drugstore this morning and came across these American Idol candies. I thought they were real people from the show, but as I inspected closer, I realized they were just generic people who looked like they should be on the show. There was the Generic Non-Threatening Black Guy. The Ultra-Cool, Ultra-White White Guy. And The Non-Offensive Bland White Chick. What I like the best is that the head are on this weird hingy PEZ mechanism that gives them this automaton look. I'll have to take more pictures when I bust one of the packages open.
My one question, where is the Sanjaya?
