This face transplant went great. I just wish they wouldn't have put the Lon Chaney werewolf model on me
I'll cut you girl!
Wanna see what Bush would look like if he was a squirrel?
The stick up my ass just shifted and gave me a splinter.-Karen
...The same thing we do every night, Pinky....try to take over the WORLD!
did you say...MONKEY DIAPER?
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Hey....theluck has the same caption I saw in the forms at Fark.com!Here's a obscure quote/caption:"CLEANING WOMAN?!?! CLEANING WOMAN?!?!
Nora! I said I don't work here!
Seconds after finishing her Drake's Fruit Pie, the former First Lady's gastrointestinal distress became apparent to all.
"Spin my head another 360, or do you get my point?!"
"Take your video game joystick, strike me down and your journey to the dark side shall be complete!"
This is how I look when I talk out of both sides of my face in the same sentence.Now you know why Bill hooked up with Monica. Hillary's all teeth.
Looks like my ex.Now you know why I left.Pure Evil.
Ehhhhhh.....what's up, Doc?
"I didn't see my shadow."