Saturday, July 14, 2007

Len TV: Fruity and Meaty


Hey! Len TV returns for a summer celebration of food! Bryan from Hometown Tales stops by to prepare us some authentic pork roll, egg and cheese sandwiches. We return the favor by dropping by one of the points of pride for Cleveland, the West Side Market. Watch and discover why this day was both fruity and meaty. Plus, as pokey as shakey as shakey is laugh. Enjoy!

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Jawbone #165: On Being A Local Celebrity

Tonight, Nora and I return after a short hiatus and talk being a local celebrity, being mismatched, The Summer Of The Undead continues and or weird sleepover dilemma. Enjoy the show folks!

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New Siouxsie Sioux album out this fall



Ahhh, she's back! See the downlow here. Thanks Sharon!

The Magic Of Creative Commons

I've been meaning to post this for a few weeks now. Erik was having a party for his brother in law, who happens to be a code monkey. He asked Jonathan Coulton if he could use the Code Monkey artwork from his site to make decorations. JoCo said "talk to Len". Len said yes and voila! This is what we get! All hail CC! Thanks to Erik for asking permission and putting my Nimoy monkey heads all over his bro-in-laws front lawn.

Hello Lakewood!!

Well, the article that was previously transcribed here ran on the front page of our hometown paper today, the Lakewood Sun Post. It features some new art including the Flaming Monkey Metal Guitarist (pictured here). Incidentally, I got a really nice e-mail from Dave, the owner of said monkey zombie. Apparently, I have influenced him to unpack his pens and draw again. Woot! Here's to inspiration. If you want your own zombie, now would be the perfect time to order. Plus, I'd love to do some art for people in my hometown.

BTW, although this may be a bit redundant, here is the article online from the official source.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Does This Building Remind You Of Anything?

Hmmmm...
" The developer said his design for a 40-story resident tower proposed as a gateway to downtown San Diego looks like a flower. A city consultant said it looks like a giant phallus.
"With its rounded forms and swelling of the uppermost floors...this building structure is very phallic," wrote Gwynne Pugh, a Santa Monica architect hired by the downtown redevelopment agency to review building designs."
Read more here.

Man dressed as tree robs bank

"Just as the Citizen Bank branch opened Saturday morning, a man walked in with leafy boughs duct-taped to his head and torso, and robbed the place."


See the story and the hilarious photo here. Thanks Dan!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Current Monster By Mail Article

For those who are intensely interested, here is the transciption of the article that ran in the West Side Sun News last week and will run (hopefully) in the Lakewood Sun Post this week. Thanks to Nora for the transcribing work! BTW, I hope to have a new show this week. I sound awful if I talk for any length of time, but we'll see how it goes.

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Artist’s fundraiser turns into monstrous business
By Lisa Novatny

What started as a fundraising effort for self-employed artist Len Peralta quickly evolved into a “monster of its own.”

Peralta, a Lakewood resident and the creator of monsterbymail.com, a Web site that delivers custom-designed monsters in the mail, erected the site after he and his wife found they were expecting their sixth child.

Envisioning pricey medical bills and multiple receipts for diapers and formula, Peralta made it his mission to raise some extra money.

Peralta got his idea to draw personalized monsters after witnessing a fellow artist successfully sell hobo drawings on the Internet. His love for drawing and his intrigue of beasts, superheroes and zombies, which stemmed from childhood, led him to his calling.

“I’ve always been a cartoonist,” said Peralta, who minored in art at Baldwin-Wallace College. “I’ve always enjoyed drawing and I always wanted to be an artist.”

With the help of web designer Dan Coulter, Peralta set up monsterbymail.com, opening it to the public on March 30.
The site allows monster lovers the opportunity to submit a name for their demon or brute then Peralta hand draws the 4-by-6-inch monstrosity.

Each drawing costs $20. For $30, you can purchase a drawing along with an art-in-progress video, and for $45 you can purchase a drawing, video and zombie T-shirt.

Peralta originally intended to create 150 monsters. Within a week though, he had sold out.

“I was flabbergasted, “ Peralta said. “I wasn’t sure if it was going to work. . . I’m an unknown artist. But people really took to it.”

In response to the site’s popularity, Peralta decided to create more monsters.

He again opened the site, this time promoting fictional monster movie drawings. Again, the illustrations sold like hotcakes.
“At one point, I was getting two to four orders per hour,” Peralta exclaimed. “It was ridiculous.”

The artists followed up a cryptozoology theme next. creating more than 100 drawings.

Currently, Peralta is working on zombie-themed drawings. From Vincent van Zombie to an undead Flaming Monkey Metal Guitarist, Peralta already has received more than 200 orders.

To meet demands, Peralta sometimes draws four to 12 monsters per day, from 8 a.m. to 2 a.m. the next morning, for two weeks at a time.

Each drawing is humorous and unique in its own way., Peralta advertised monsterbymail.com through his blog and his and his wife’s weekly podcast, Jawbone Radio, which was established in 2005.

Today, he receives orders from all over the world and even has created monsters for cryptozooligist Loren Coleman.

“The response to this has been so overwhelmingly positive that’s it’s been an inspiration to me to really keep going,” Peralta said. “I used to think sitting at home, drawing cartoons would be the best job ever. . . and you what—it is.”

Along with running monsterbymail.com and hosting his own podcast, Peralta illustrated a book titled ”Visual Things a Week: Art Inspired by the Music of Jonathan Coulton, “ created the Zombie Alphabet and runs his own advertising agency at home.

Worst Movie Scenes Ever

Got a good laugh from this little roundup. I'd actually want to watch some of these films. Link via ELR.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Mystery Question 7-9-07

During a recent music festival, four DJs entered the mixing contest. Each wore a number, either 1, 2, 3 or 4 and their decks were different colours. DJ Skinf Lint came first, and only one DJ wore the same number as the position he finished in. DJ Slam Dunk wore number 1. The DJ who wore number 2 had a red deck and DJ Jam Jar didn't have a yellow deck. The DJ who came last had a blue deck. DJ Park'n Ride beat DJ Slam Dunk. The DJ who wore number 1 had a green deck and the DJ who came second wore number 3. Can you determine who came where, which number they wore and the colour of their deck?

Congrats to those who answered (both in the comments and via e-mail). The correct answer was Irving Berlin.

Caption This 7-9-07

Tis the season for amusement parks. Perfect for Caption This. Enjoy!

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Really Awesome Simpsons/7-11 Tie In

Too cool!
"The Kwik-E-Marts, along with the 6,000 other Seven-Elevens around North America will sell Simpsons-themed treats during the month-long promotion. Among them: Buzz Cola, Krusty-O's cereal and Squishees, the slushy Slurpees knockoff."
See a bunch of awesome photos here, a whole Flickr set of awesomeness and read an AP story about the whole promotion. Woo-hoo! Wish there were some near us. I absolutely cannot wait for this movie now. Link via BB.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Weird Al And the iPhone

So last night, I took my two eldest and my niece to see none other than one of our faves, "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was a bit of a family affair as a few of my brothers-in-law were in attendance with their kids. It was a great show and fun was had by all. The funniest story of the night has to be this image of my brother in law, Aaron, having his brand new 8GB iPhone signed by Weird Al himself. I don't have the whole story, but I'm sure I'll talk about it on an upcoming show.

Another Zombie Take On A Master

Well, it came as no surprise to me that after I drew Vincent Van Zombie a few weeks ago, that I would start getting some other requests for other famous works by the masters. Here is my take on "Venus On A Halfshell" better known as Sandro Boticelli's "Birth of Venus". It's just a detail of the actual painting, but what did you expect? These are only 4 x 6 cards.

These are pretty challenging to do and it makes me wonder, what other masters will I be able to butcher - er, imitate?

Friday, July 06, 2007

Behold the OctoSquid!

Things are getting weirder and weirder in the ocean. Case in point, the octosquid. Read more about this finding here. Thanks Mark!

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Local Man Does Wonders With Monsters

It seems a bit retrofitted, but the local press is starting to take notice of the Monster By Mail project. There was an article that ran in the West Side News today that featured, among other things, mentions of my love of monsters and superheroes, a giant front page image of Vincent Van Zombie (shown) and even a reference to the the Whiz Kid Dan Coulter

As soon as a digital version gets posted I will link it here. Until then just imagine the newsprinty goodness.

Also, Natalie sends me this pretty cool image of her Brain Eating Zombie Slug being circled by vultures. All around her computer desktop no less. Thanks Natalie!

UPDATE: This isn't the actual article, but this was a press release that some of the information was culled from. I hope to have the actual article transcibed soon. Here ya go for now!

The Thing By My Son


The Thing
Originally uploaded by jawboneradio.
Over the holiday, my eldest son (not to be outdone by his siblings with the legos) drew up some pretty sweet looking Marvel superheroes. You can see his take on Thing, Wolverine and Nightcrawler (as well as some other cool art projects by our kids right here.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

My Transformers Review

So, to celebrate the fourth of July, a few of us went out to see Transformers last night. Yes, it was loud. (At one point, my eardrums were making that annoying tinny sound, and that was just in the first five minutes of the film.) Yes, it was obnoxious. Yes, it was big, dumb and quintessentially American. And yes, I loved the hell out of it.

I went in expecting quick cuts and the over-the-top, ham-fisted directorial style of Michael Bay, and that's exactly what I got. I mean, come on. The scenes are laughably torn from the classic Hollywood action sequence playbook. Like the sexy pinup brunette driving a tow truck backwards through the city streets while a robot shoots missles from his arms, all to the pumping, heavy metal video game soundtrack. Or how about the Marine sliding on his back down the sidewalk, screaming like a Rambo-reject and shooting grenades up a robots underpinnings? High-larious folks. It's the movie equivalent of a fireworks display: loud chest-hurting explosions and colorful sparks leading up to a frenetic finale. And when all is said and done, you're faced with a sky full of dissapating smoke and a long drive home.

In short, it was everything I wanted in a Hollywood blockbuster and even more. And yes, I plan on seeing it again. And probably buying it on DVD, too. I'm such a sucker for this cinematic stupidity.

What did you guys think of the film?

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Monster #600


Which brain is mine
Originally uploaded by jawboneradio.
Just a little sidenote here...since Monster By Mail was started on March 30th, I've drawn over 600 original monsters for people all over this big blue marble. I believe this image "Which Brain Is MIne" was number 600. It was drawn and painted over the weekend and is now in the mail on the way to its final destination.

Incidentally, I've done over 400 videos as well.

Phew. That's a lot. Thanks to everyone for all the support.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Mystery Question 7-2-07

In this teaser, you are to take the first letter from the people's surnames to discover the name of one of the most celebrated composers of 20th century America. Easy enough!

1. In 1871, I opened a circus billed as, "The Greatest Show On Earth."

2. I became the most famous scientist of the 20th century because of my theory of relativity. In 1921, I won the Nobel Prize for my 1905 work on the photoelectric effect.

3. Not only did I establish the British colony of Singapore, but I was an enthusiastic natural historian who also founded the "London Zoological Society."

4. I featured in several B-grade movies early on in my career, then became famous for playing the cold-blooded killer, Raven, in 1941's "This Gun For Hire."

5. I was sent to prison in 1972 and ordered to pay back $765,000 to my publishers when it was determined that my "authorized" biography of reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes was a fake.

6. I gained national fame from my 1965 book, "Unsafe At Any Speed", which exposed the automobile industry's irresponsibility when it came to designing safe cars.

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Congrats to Ollie who guessed the answer to last week's teaser correctly! Go Ollie!

Caption This 7-2-07


This week's Caption This is sent to us from MIA Chad. Enjoy!

My Simpsons Avatar

Yes, I have fallen into the trap and created my own Simpsons Avatar. You can too! Just go here. Thanks to Ben for the heads up.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

The True Meaning of iStupid


Some people are just natural born idiots. Take the case of this smug woman who pays a kid $800 in cash to buy his first place in line for the iPhone. Her plan was to buy out the store and sell the phones and eBay. Too bad you were limited to one phone per customer. Oops! I wish they would have done a follow up with her. That would have been hilarious.

Little Fat Man With A Pug Nose Face


Neil over at Fishbrick told me about this little clip, so I searched it out and found it for all to enjoy. I haven't seen the whole episode of Extras, but I'll be on the lookout for it.

Sunday Morning Dance


Looks like Emily might have some competition. Maybe we should stage a dance off. Anyway, enjoy the dance.